Surprise…!!!

25 03 2014

Technology is moving apace……  Damnthematrix now has its own youtube channel……..  Why you ask?  Well, here I was sitting at my laptop with the ABC TV news channel on, something rare as I almost never have the TV on if it’s not dark, when this amazing piece of news came on:  we’re saved; a new oil field has been tapped in central Australia, and it’s even producing twice as much oil as was anticipated.  A whole 764 barrels a day.  No dear reader, it is seven hundred and sixty four.  Not seven hundred and sixty four  thousand, just seven hundred and sixty four……….  enough to feed Australia’s insatiable thirst for the stuff for, wait for it……  SEVENTY FIVE SECONDS!  Appropriately enough, this well is called Surprise #1

So I found an internet video of this momentous news, downloaded it, and then uploaded it to my new channel so I can share it with you all.  Amazing is it not, that just an hour or so from publishing It is not a shale revolution, it is a retirement party, this appears as groundbreaking news….. we really are scraping the bottom of the barrel.